The first casualty of every war is the truth.

We are being prepped 24/7 to blame our current and forthcoming woes on Vladimir Putin. He's already badder than nasty Nick Cotton off Eastenders and Coronation Street's terrible Terry Duckworth combined.

When we're freezing our conkers off and wondering whether the tinned dog food is fit for human consumption we must always blame Putin to the exclusion of all others.

US inflation, Putin did it: https://imgur.com/a/IPGGEV5#G3tijd5