The 2021/22 Conspiracy Theory Ballon D'Or winner, The Great Reset.

[cyril evans awaydays]

Surely it's got to be Captain Evans? Cyril likes to go down with his sinking ships, just like the Captain of the Titanic.

Whistle while you work;
Gluey is a twerp;
He's so barmy, vague and smarmy,
Whistle while you work