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Thread: Funny Cardiff songs

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    Funny Cardiff songs

    Or other teams for that matter.

    “Seaman is a sperm bank “

    City fans to David Seaman when he was playing for QPR in the FA Cup

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    "You can stick your F*cking pizzas up your arse"
    Wales fans to italians on going 2 nil down at anfield.

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    Liked the one in The Canton on Saturday.

    Wake me up before you go go
    Who needs Bale when we've Sheyi Ojo.

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    Ohhhh Lee Bowyer, oo-ah, I wanna know-ow-ow-ow-ow, why you're not in jail.

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    Not us, but when he was playing for Sunderland I remember this doing the rounds

    **** off Adam Johnson, He got done for noncing
    He's a paedophile, he's a paedophileeeee

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    I remember when we were playing Southampton and Bradley Wright Phillips and Nathan Dyer had been arrested on a burglary charge from stealing from staff in a Portsmouth nightclub. Chants were " you should be in jail, you dirty thieving bastards"

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    There was a funny Newcastle chant
    He’s fat
    He’s round
    He’s worth a million pound
    Micky Quinn, Micky Quinn

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    You're going home in a Cardiff ambulance 🚑

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    Quote Originally Posted by splott parker View Post
    There was a funny Newcastle chant
    He’s fat
    He’s round
    He’s worth a million pound
    Micky Quinn, Micky Quinn
    That was a Pompey chant (as well).

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    I have to admit to laughing at the highly inappropriate welcome that Kim Bo-kyung got when he came on for his debut.
    "He shoots. He scores. He eats your labradors. Kim Bo-kyung, Kim Bo-kyung."

    Fortunately it didn't catch on!

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    "what a waste of petrol"
    to the 7 Halifax fans who had made the journey to see their side lose 4-1 on a Tuesday night during a fuel strike in the late 90s

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    Kevin Brock,
    What a shock.
    He has got a massive cock!

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    Luton away. Feb 14th - Tuesday night - maybe 15 years ago?

    "Here, cos we're single
    We're only here cos we're single"...

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    I'm always in stitches when away fans sing sheepshaggers at the CCS. Absolute gold. lols

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swiss Peter View Post
    Luton away. Feb 14th - Tuesday night - maybe 15 years ago?

    "Here, cos we're single
    We're only here cos we're single"...
    February 2006, if memory serves well (which it doesn't always)

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    Not Cardiff, not even football but this made me laugh at the time. Ryder cup, Newport, spectators welcoming the players with the "one...., Only one .... onto the start tee. Molinari brothers paired together in doubles, first one onto the tee, spectators start with "one molinari..pause...Two Molinaris, only two molinaris.

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    Up at Preston a good few yrs ago. A fat, plug ugly female in the home stand was giving it large, and gesturing to the City fans, who all together, started singing “She’s got Chlamydia, she’s got Chlamydia” 😁

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    Quote Originally Posted by John Buchanan View Post
    Not Cardiff, not even football but this made me laugh at the time. Ryder cup, Newport, spectators welcoming the players with the "one...., Only one .... onto the start tee. Molinari brothers paired together in doubles, first one onto the tee, spectators start with "one molinari..pause...Two Molinaris, only two molinaris.
    No doubt the same wags who'd been watching Glammy in the 90's.... "Two Tony Cotteys, there's only two Tony Cottees.... etc"

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    away at Coventry some years ago..

    "there's only one CCFC"

    The ref got injured, as he was taken off...
    "You're not fit to referee!"

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    I went to see a Preston game at Forest in about 1999 or 2000, they started singing a chant at their player " there's only one..." (whoever it was, can't remember the name) the player promptly miss hit a shot miles over, and the chant immediately changed to "there's only 2 others like him"

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    The two that always stick in my mind when this question comes along are the Adebayor chant and Blakey’s fruit machine one. I know NB hates it, and both would incur the wrath of the woke generation today…probably rightly so

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    Shit Barry Island to Blackpool fans was funny at first.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    You're going home in a Cardiff ambulance 🚑
    St John's Ambulance wasn't it? As they were on duty during the games.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Michael Morris View Post
    St John's Ambulance wasn't it? As they were on duty during the games.
    I thought it was "South Wales Ambulance" LOL

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    ‘Mum’s yellow jacket
    You’re in your mum’s yellow jacket.’

    At a Bristol CIty fan, wearing some fancy garb, whilst giving it the biggun. His face was a picture as all the Wurzel fans turned to look at him. Seem to remember something similar at Stamford Bridge.

    He makes an appearance here: https://youtu.be/shMhFGl9YV4

    Nice finish mind.

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