'Metrics' ?? The reality in Norway isn't quite what you're suggesting. You may like what's on offer but if you enjoy living life to the full it's not the place to live. Alcohol is too expensive to purchase, is state owned, and most people have to make their own. Restaurant eating is a luxury, and their wonderful hydro-electricity grid has ground to a virtual stop owing to a drought.
It's a dull, dismal nation, but as you say, really good metrics.