Wrote a few myself. They are pretty bad but at least they are mine and not stolen which is what they want us to do.

I'm thinking of starting up my own business making snooker Cues.
Anyone got any tips?

Dont ever do a sleepover with the band the fuegees.
Everytime I nodded off they'd each take it in turns putting a pillow over my face.
They were trying to kill me softly.

So this Indian guy I know, when he goes to bed
he sleeps on this big bag of rice.
It makes a lovely pillau.