Absolutely hilarious.
Thing is, the argument will do the same way and sludge will drag him round in circles. People like you and me get targeted as WUMS. he's the biggest one the board has ever seen but gets a pass.
If I didn't post for 6 months he'd argue with 17 other posters. Weirdly I only argue with....him.
But it's ok. He's not the problem on the board.