Quote Originally Posted by Dorcus View Post
Hey Wash, have you heard this over the pond?

Donald Trump and Barack Obama both went for a haircut to the same barber on the same day.

Trump got his haircut first. When he'd finished the barber asked Trump...
"Would you like a perfumed spray on your hair to finish Mr Trump?"

Trump answered "No, my wife would think I've been in a Brothel"

Just afterwards, Obama got his hair cut by the same barber and when he'd finished the barber asked him...
"Would you like a perfumed spray on your hair to finish Mr Obama?"

Obama answered "Yes please, my wife has never set foot in a brothel"
I’ve not Mate.
Very good :)