Quote Originally Posted by bobh View Post
Mid 1980s, a mate in my darts team had his car stolen.
The plod found it later that evening and told him to come and check it over.
He went to the station with his keys, looked it over and thankfully it was OK, He was told he was free to drive it away
He said, "but I've been drinking"
Copper looked at him and said "you seem perfectly sober to me sir!" so off he went
He went to the station, they
I remember being in a pub and drinking after hours in a small town here in Somerset with my brother and a number of his friends, who I didn't know. We were chatting whilst standing in a circle away from the bar when I asked my brother if there was a potential problem if the Police were to enter the premises, whereupon he gesticulating towards the others and replied "This IS the Police".