Look out, the king of condescension is back in the saddle on his high horse…
As you’re struggling, I’ll tell you exactly what I was thinking. I was thinking the suggestion that Harry Kane’s a flat track bully is laughable. I immediately got called a dick by Fugsyphil for daring to say so, but no big deal. I still think it’s a laughable suggestion. So much so that I genuinely did laugh when I first read it.
But apparently a few other people have said the same thing on the internet over the years, so I guess the idea must have some merit.