Where will we finish at the end of the season?

[Eric the Half a Bee]

I am not having that you soppy tart , where we are is mid table and safe

9th , 12 th , 15th

Or on the edge of a nervous breakdown like you every time we lose possession and certain relegation

I will pay up with we finish higher than 13 th ,which is not good enough for the play offs but still a useful side but shows bulut is a good manager despite you continually analysing his decisions like a bargain basement Leighton James

You are getting the easy part......13 , 14 , 15 , 16 , 17 , 18 etc which will still be a great season considering what we had last season and our squad and will clearly show you up as you have been shrieking about relegation ......but it will give you excuses like yeah but without our good start and all that nonsense we could have gone down cobblers you pessimistic hypochondriac

Giving you 14th downwards is a winner takes it all in reality before any more games as its unlikely we are going to be in that top section but I am offering it to you on a plate

If I lose and you can't be bothered to go to the game that confirms our final league position and are baking cakes or out on the piss with your South Wales Opera Support Group I will send it the post

Have it

Yes you are having that.

Where we are

That's 9th place.

Now, if you're not confident about finishing 9th then say so. Bet is off.