I have found your perfect Christmas present:
"Patel is the author of a children's picture book, titled The Plot Against the King, that claims that the Steele dossier was used as evidence to initiate the investigations into Russian interference in the 2016 United States elections. Illustrated by Laura Vincent, the book was published in May 2022 by Brave Books."
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kash_Patel
He's just another brainwashed loyalist emerging from the Trump rabbit hole, isn't he?