
Originally Posted by
jon1959
You want me to prove that the world wasn’t created in 7 days, that stone age prophets didn’t live to nearly a thousand years, that Lot’s wife did not turn into salt, that animals cannot spontaneously speak in human languages, that water cannot be turned into wine (it does work in reverse!) and that dead people cannot become undead?
You have obviously found a way of wasting your life with all that invention (and have decided it is all literally true, not metaphor), or else you are just a compulsive WUM. But some of us have other priorities. The real world is enough, without the need for magic and snake oil.
BTW I am still waiting (but not with bated breath) for you to square the Big Bang with Genesis.