If Truthpaste had been born in an Apache encampment 200 years ago in south-central North America he would have said just that. But being Truthpaste he would have repeated it ad nauseam and bored the pants off all the other Apaches.
Maybe there would have been a young brave called stevo who was willing to sacrifice his time and sanity to keep Truthpaste occupied and away from all the normal people who deserved a quiet life?
It is certainly a thought!