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    Karl Marx

    Not many people know that his younger sister Onya, designed the very first starter pistol.

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    Of all the horrors in history attributed to Marx, this joke is by far the greatest.

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    Is he signing for us?

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    Re: Karl Marx

    Quote Originally Posted by Wales-Bales View Post
    Is he signing for us?
    He's already done more for us than Kanga ever did.

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    Re: Karl Marx

    as long as he brings his striker set up. Groucho n Harpo

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    Re: Karl Marx

    Quote Originally Posted by ToTaL ITK View Post
    as long as he brings his striker set up. Groucho n Harpo
    They’d be going against the ‘Sanity Clause’ to come to us…………and, as Chico told us, there is no Sanity Clause.

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    Re: Karl Marx

    Quote Originally Posted by JamesWales View Post
    Of all the horrors in history attributed to Marx, this joke is by far the greatest.
    Horrors 😂
    He was a philosopher, it's like calling Hitchcock a serial killer

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    Re: Karl Marx

    Quote Originally Posted by William Treseder View Post
    Not many people know that his younger sister Onya, designed the very first starter pistol.
    And coined the phrase "off you Trotsky"

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    Re: Karl Marx

    Quote Originally Posted by Harry Lime View Post
    Horrors 😂
    He was a philosopher, it's like calling Hitchcock a serial killer
    Yep, his usual illogical gibberish.

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    As long as he has Engles behind him with the money!

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    Re: Karl Marx

    Quote Originally Posted by Dorcus View Post
    And coined the phrase "off you Trotsky"
    Pick of the week.

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    Re: Karl Marx

    Quote Originally Posted by Dorcus View Post
    And coined the phrase "off you Trotsky"
    Talking about Trotsky, behind his back, will only make his ears burn.

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    Re: Karl Marx

    Quote Originally Posted by az city View Post
    Yep, his usual illogical gibberish.
    I take it back. Here is the least funny joke of all time.

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    Re: Karl Marx

    Quote Originally Posted by Harry Lime View Post
    Horrors 😂
    He was a philosopher, it's like calling Hitchcock a serial killer
    1 / it was a joke!
    2 / You should probably read the ideology behind the worlds worse worst killers!

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    Re: Karl Marx

    Quote Originally Posted by JamesWales View Post
    1 / it was a joke!
    2 / You should probably read the ideology behind the worlds worse worst killers!
    Don't hide behind "it was a joke" when you're called out, stick to your guns.

    They're right as well, Marx wrote economic and philosophical papers, attributing any horrors to him is nonsense. By that logic we should blame Adam Smith for everything bad a capitalist state has ever done

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    Re: Karl Marx

    Quote Originally Posted by City123 View Post
    Don't hide behind "it was a joke" when you're called out, stick to your guns.

    They're right as well, Marx wrote economic and philosophical papers, attributing any horrors to him is nonsense. By that logic we should blame Adam Smith for everything bad a capitalist state has ever done
    Course I will stick to my guns. Some of the most brutal regimes in history have interpreted his philosophies as the basis for their totalitarianism.

    But either way, it was a joke. On a message board. You don't have to take it literally. I thought it was quite a good way of saying what a bad dad joke it was. I'm sure there's an important philosophical debate here that many of us have had in our twenties after a few spliffs, but this isn't it.

    Imagine being a grown man and being triggered by a joke about Karl Marx on a football message board. 🤷

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    Re: Karl Marx

    Quote Originally Posted by City123 View Post
    Don't hide behind "it was a joke" when you're called out, stick to your guns.

    They're right as well, Marx wrote economic and philosophical papers, attributing any horrors to him is nonsense. By that logic we should blame Adam Smith for everything bad a capitalist state has ever done
    Adam and Eve were the joint root cause of the problem.

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