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    Finished work last Saturday, Got home and i could hear a bird chipping away in the back room. Didn't think much of it, so in true Bloke fashion decided to ignore it, but the noise wouldn't go away. So, i identified three areas where i thought the noise was coming from, all in close proximity to each other, although the ball ache was that it was coming from the wall area, which meant cavity. I'm as soft as shit and i couldn't bear the thought of this bird having to put up with a slow death in a dusty dark Cavity and having to listen to it while it slowly perished. So i decided to chop the wall out, two areas as i couldn't identify exactly where it was coming from.

    I hacked the plaster back and took out around four bricks in two separate area, loose fill insulation pissed out all over the room, but after a couple of hours of smashing things up i found the bird, it was a fledgling Sparrow. Job done! Now bear in mind i havent stopped, and although my good lady loves animals having two big holes in the walls would never do. So on the Sunday i bricked them up, hardwalled them and skimmed it all up, cleaned up, Hoovered, dusted, all of this in between looking after this bird who needed feeding every hour. Took a shower, clean clothes, sat down, and guess what? His or Hers Sibling must have dropped down the same section of cavity and ended up trapped in exactly the same area, which meant that i had to smash up all of the work i had done previously in order to save the bird..........I've left the wall open for now.....

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    Re: A Laugh At My Expense...

    Thats a wonderful effort and gesture.

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    • #3
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      Not to brick up the wife, I hope

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      • #4
        Re: A Laugh At My Expense...

        Originally posted by BLUETIT View Post
        Not to brick up the wife, I hope
        I'd need more than four bricks for her.......

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        • #5
          Re: A Laugh At My Expense...

          Originally posted by life on mars View Post
          Thats a wonderful effort and gesture.
          Still got the original Bird, trying to get him flying, His name is Sprout, i put him on a branch, hold out some food and he flies over to me. I feel like Billy Casper (Kes) The other one did a bunk after the missus tried training it.

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          • #6
            Re: A Laugh At My Expense...

            Originally posted by Tuerto View Post
            Still got the original Bird, trying to get him flying, His name is Sprout, i put him on a branch, hold out some food and he flies over to me. I feel like Billy Casper (Kes) The other one did a bunk after the missus tried training it.
            If you paint him blue , guess what he is a Bluebird

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            • #7
              Re: A Laugh At My Expense...

              Originally posted by Tuerto View Post
              Finished work last Saturday, Got home and i could hear a bird chipping away in the back room. Didn't think much of it, so in true Bloke fashion decided to ignore it, but the noise wouldn't go away. So, i identified three areas where i thought the noise was coming from, all in close proximity to each other, although the ball ache was that it was coming from the wall area, which meant cavity. I'm as soft as shit and i couldn't bear the thought of this bird having to put up with a slow death in a dusty dark Cavity and having to listen to it while it slowly perished. So i decided to chop the wall out, two areas as i couldn't identify exactly where it was coming from.

              I hacked the plaster back and took out around four bricks in two separate area, loose fill insulation pissed out all over the room, but after a couple of hours of smashing things up i found the bird, it was a fledgling Sparrow. Job done! Now bear in mind i havent stopped, and although my good lady loves animals having two big holes in the walls would never do. So on the Sunday i bricked them up, hardwalled them and skimmed it all up, cleaned up, Hoovered, dusted, all of this in between looking after this bird who needed feeding every hour. Took a shower, clean clothes, sat down, and guess what? His or Hers Sibling must have dropped down the same section of cavity and ended up trapped in exactly the same area, which meant that i had to smash up all of the work i had done previously in order to save the bird..........I've left the wall open for now.....
              F*cking hell mate. You’re a legend fair play! 👍🐣

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              • #8
                Re: A Laugh At My Expense...

                Originally posted by Citizen's Nephew View Post
                F*cking hell mate. You’re a legend fair play! 👍🐣
                Hardly, but thanks. I couldn't listen to it, it would have gone on for a couple of days. The dogs were going nuts as well.

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                  Re: A Laugh At My Expense...

                  Originally posted by life on mars View Post
                  If you paint him blue , guess what he is a Bluebird
                  DEAD

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                  • #10
                    Re: A Laugh At My Expense...

                    Originally posted by BLUETIT View Post
                    DEAD
                    CORRECT

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                    • #11
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                      Would have been easier to brick up a cat.

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                      • #12
                        Re: A Laugh At My Expense...

                        I thought I could hear a bird recently too, sounded like it was coming from the old fireplace we had covered over. It was filled with that expanding plaster so I'm not sure how far down the bird could have got but I assumed it was happy enough, maybe nesting rather than trapped.

                        Bloody annoying sound though and for a couple of days it drove me mad as I couldn't quite tell where it was actually coming from.

                        Later that day I pulled the sofas out to clean and something made a weird chirping noise, turns out it was one of the kids toys, the battery in it was on its way out.

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                        • #13
                          Re: A Laugh At My Expense...

                          Originally posted by Trigger View Post
                          I thought I could hear a bird recently too, sounded like it was coming from the old fireplace we had covered over. It was filled with that expanding plaster so I'm not sure how far down the bird could have got but I assumed it was happy enough, maybe nesting rather than trapped.

                          Bloody annoying sound though and for a couple of days it drove me mad as I couldn't quite tell where it was actually coming from.

                          Later that day I pulled the sofas out to clean and something made a weird chirping noise, turns out it was one of the kids toys, the battery in it was on its way out.
                          Do you know where it was going ?

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                          • #14
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                            Originally posted by Tuerto View Post
                            Hardly, but thanks. I couldn't listen to it, it would have gone on for a couple of days. The dogs were going nuts as well.
                            Don't worry about a thing..... cos every little thing... gonna be alright

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                            • #15
                              Re: A Laugh At My Expense...

                              Originally posted by BLUETIT View Post
                              Do you know where it was going ?


                              Charity shop I think

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