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  • #16
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    Originally posted by splott parker View Post
    I’ve always wondered if Wasps have a Bee team.
    nah fans felt stung by the ticket prices

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    • #17
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      Originally posted by life on mars View Post
      nah fans felt stung by the ticket prices
      Thanks Honey

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      • #18
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        Originally posted by splott parker View Post
        I’ve always wondered if Wasps have a Bee team.
        It would be a hive of activity

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        • #19
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          Did you hear the one about the docker who was eating a pastie whilst waiting for a bus. The little dog belonging to the woman waiting next to him kept barking and jumping up on his leg.
          He said to the woman, "Do you mind if I throw your dog a bit?" She said "No" so..........................................

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          • #20
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            Originally posted by The Bloop View Post
            Youd have thought there'd bee an updated version, about downloads, as lots of todays youngsters will be excluded and wont understand the joke.
            And with a 'yay' exclamation in there somewhere.

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            • #21
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              Originally posted by cardiff55 View Post
              I loved this joke when I first heard it when I was 20.....I am now 65. Just to keep you updated, Jimmy Scoular has been sacked.
              You can't blame Bradford Park Avenue as they have been relegated under his tenure. I don't suppose City would be interested in him....

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              • #22
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                The word 'wasp' is an example of a metathesis. Just sayin'......

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                • #23
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                  Originally posted by xsnaggle View Post
                  Did you hear the one about the docker who was eating a pastie whilst waiting for a bus. The little dog belonging to the woman waiting next to him kept barking and jumping up on his leg.
                  He said to the woman, "Do you mind if I throw your dog a bit?" She said "No" so..........................................

                  On that note:-----

                  I braked hard, but still hit the car in front.
                  A cute blonde got out and shouted "Ram me up the arse, why don't you" ?
                  This your honour, is where the confusion began ...................

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                  • #24
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                    Originally posted by cardiff55 View Post
                    I loved this joke when I first heard it when I was 20.....I am now 65. Just to keep you updated, Jimmy Scoular has been sacked.
                    Scoular? Doesn't he play for Portsmouth?

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                    • #25
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                      Originally posted by Elwood Blues View Post
                      Scoular? Doesn't he play for Portsmouth?
                      Thought he was in the navy?

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                      • #26
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                        Here's one I heard about two years ago and chuckled at it for about a week, so juvenile is my sense of humour:

                        I hear the people of Dubai don't like The Flintstones.

                        But the people of Abu Dhabi do.

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                        • #27
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                          Arnold Shwarzenegger was upset when his wife didn’t get him an easter egg. When she asked him why, he replied “ I still love easter baby!!!”

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                          • #28
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                            This is still my go to joke. People hate it..

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                            • #29
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                              People say being a waiter is a bad job


                              Ok but it puts food on the table

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                              • #30
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                                Its 6 years ago today that Errol Brown died.

                                You don't remember him do you?

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