Great New Joke

[life on mars]

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I’ve always wondered if Wasps have a Bee team.

nah fans felt stung by the ticket prices

[splott parker]

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nah fans felt stung by the ticket prices

Thanks Honey

[BLUETIT]

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I’ve always wondered if Wasps have a Bee team.

It would be a hive of activity

[xsnaggle]

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Did you hear the one about the docker who was eating a pastie whilst waiting for a bus. The little dog belonging to the woman waiting next to him kept barking and jumping up on his leg.
He said to the woman, "Do you mind if I throw your dog a bit?" She said "No" so..........................................

[Taunton Blue Genie]

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Youd have thought there'd bee an updated version, about downloads, as lots of todays youngsters will be excluded and wont understand the joke.

And with a 'yay' exclamation in there somewhere.

[Taunton Blue Genie]

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I loved this joke when I first heard it when I was 20.....I am now 65. Just to keep you updated, Jimmy Scoular has been sacked.

You can't blame Bradford Park Avenue as they have been relegated under his tenure. I don't suppose City would be interested in him....

[Taunton Blue Genie]

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The word 'wasp' is an example of a metathesis. Just sayin'......

[BLUETIT]

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Did you hear the one about the docker who was eating a pastie whilst waiting for a bus. The little dog belonging to the woman waiting next to him kept barking and jumping up on his leg.
He said to the woman, "Do you mind if I throw your dog a bit?" She said "No" so..........................................

On that note:-----

I braked hard, but still hit the car in front.
A cute blonde got out and shouted "Ram me up the arse, why don't you" ?
This your honour, is where the confusion began ...................

[Elwood Blues]

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I loved this joke when I first heard it when I was 20.....I am now 65. Just to keep you updated, Jimmy Scoular has been sacked.

Scoular? Doesn't he play for Portsmouth?

[splott parker]

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Scoular? Doesn't he play for Portsmouth?

Thought he was in the navy?

[jimmyscoular]

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Here's one I heard about two years ago and chuckled at it for about a week, so juvenile is my sense of humour:

I hear the people of Dubai don't like The Flintstones.

But the people of Abu Dhabi do.

[William Treseder]

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Arnold Shwarzenegger was upset when his wife didn’t get him an easter egg. When she asked him why, he replied “ I still love easter baby!!!”

[BlueArmy 86]

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This is still my go to joke. People hate it..

[light up the darkness]

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People say being a waiter is a bad job


Ok but it puts food on the table

[uncle bob]

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Its 6 years ago today that Errol Brown died.

You don't remember him do you?