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  • Re: Christmas

    Originally posted by Alan Lung View Post
    Stop hijacking my thread, I just want to know what to get for my mum ffs.
    You could get her the box set of The Big Bang Theory

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    • Re: Christmas

      Originally posted by truthpaste View Post
      Maybe she'd like a son who knows WHY he believes WHAT he believes?
      I got her that last year. This year I'll just get her an aromatic candle.

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      • Re: Christmas

        Originally posted by truthpaste View Post
        Just a quick reminder as you've obviously forgotten, you are looking for irrefutable proof for the big bang and the journey to mankind WITHOUT the assistance of an Almighty Deity.

        Take your time
        Biggest load of crap ever, what a deity lets little babies under their watch.
        there is no one greater than mankind.There are great people who do so many good things with out being a deity

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        • Re: Christmas

          Originally posted by jeepster View Post
          Biggest load of crap ever, what a deity lets little babies under their watch.
          there is no one greater than mankind.There are great people who do so many good things with out being a deity
          Yep, Solomon tried that pathway at first, and this is what he sounded like too:-

          “Meaningless! Meaningless!”
          says the Teacher.
          “Utterly meaningless!
          Everything is meaningless.”

          What do people gain from all their labours
          at which they toil under the sun?
          Generations come and generations go,
          but the earth remains forever.
          The sun rises and the sun sets,
          and hurries back to where it rises.
          The wind blows to the south
          and turns to the north;
          round and round it goes,
          ever returning on its course.
          All streams flow into the sea,
          yet the sea is never full.
          To the place the streams come from,
          there they return again.
          All things are wearisome,
          more than one can say.
          The eye never has enough of seeing,
          nor the ear its fill of hearing.
          What has been will be again,
          what has been done will be done again;
          there is nothing new under the sun.
          Is there anything of which one can say,
          “Look! This is something new”?
          It was here already, long ago;
          it was here before our time.
          No one remembers the former generations,
          and even those yet to come
          will not be remembered
          by those who follow them.

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          • Re: Christmas

            Originally posted by truthpaste View Post
            Yep, Solomon tried that pathway at first, and this is what he sounded like too:-

            “Meaningless! Meaningless!”
            says the Teacher.
            “Utterly meaningless!
            Everything is meaningless.”

            What do people gain from all their labours
            at which they toil under the sun?
            Generations come and generations go,
            but the earth remains forever.
            The sun rises and the sun sets,
            and hurries back to where it rises.
            The wind blows to the south
            and turns to the north;
            round and round it goes,
            ever returning on its course.
            All streams flow into the sea,
            yet the sea is never full.
            To the place the streams come from,
            there they return again.
            All things are wearisome,
            more than one can say.
            The eye never has enough of seeing,
            nor the ear its fill of hearing.
            What has been will be again,
            what has been done will be done again;
            there is nothing new under the sun.
            Is there anything of which one can say,
            “Look! This is something new”?
            It was here already, long ago;
            it was here before our time.
            No one remembers the former generations,
            and even those yet to come
            will not be remembered
            by those who follow them.
            What's your thoughts on cardiffs chances this weekend?

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            • Re: Christmas

              Originally posted by dembethewarrior View Post
              What's your thoughts on cardiffs chances this weekend?
              To be fair I didn't think there was anything new under the sun until I saw Mick McCarthy play 5 CB's

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              • Re: Christmas

                Originally posted by delmbox View Post
                To be fair I didn't think there was anything new under the sun until I saw Mick McCarthy play 5 CB's
                Proof that there is no god imo

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                • Re: Christmas

                  Originally posted by dembethewarrior View Post
                  What's your thoughts on cardiffs chances this weekend?
                  They will remain under the sun and over the relegation zone

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                  • Re: Christmas

                    Changing the subject, I ended up getting her a garden centre voucher.

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                    • Re: Christmas

                      Originally posted by Alan Lung View Post
                      Changing the subject, I ended up getting her a garden centre voucher.
                      Timing wise, this has to be the best post ever on this board. Pissing myself, Well played

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                      • Re: Christmas

                        Originally posted by Alan Lung View Post
                        Changing the subject, I ended up getting her a garden centre voucher.
                        A Lung

                        At least one was inflated enough to break the silence, well done.

                        Seems like we'll end the year yet again, with NO proof for the nervous agnostic position on the origin of the universe, and the Bible is once again correct, there is nothing new under the sun.

                        I'm sure she'll enjoy using the voucher.

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                        • Re: Christmas

                          Originally posted by truthpaste View Post
                          A Lung

                          At least one was inflated enough to break the silence, well done.

                          Seems like we'll end the year yet again, with NO proof for the nervous agnostic position on the origin of the universe, and the Bible is once again correct, there is nothing new under the sun.

                          I'm sure she'll enjoy using the voucher.
                          Give us a laugh, chuck up a few passages from the bible up about smugness and arrogance

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                          • Re: Christmas

                            Originally posted by Canton Kev View Post
                            Give us a laugh, chuck up a few passages from the bible up about smugness and arrogance
                            You've probably heard of the Psalms; this is the first 6 verses of Psalm 1:-

                            Oh, the joys of those who do not follow the advice of the wicked, or stand around with sinners, or join in with mockers.

                            But they delight in the law of the LORD, meditating on it day and night.
                            They are like trees planted along the riverbank, bearing fruit each season.
                            Their leaves never wither, and they prosper in all they do.
                            But not the wicked! They are like worthless chaff, scattered by the wind.
                            They will be condemned at the time of judgment.
                            Sinners will have no place among the godly.

                            For the LORD watches over the path of the godly, but the path of the wicked leads to destruction.

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                            • Re: Christmas

                              Originally posted by truthpaste View Post
                              You've probably heard of the Psalms; this is the first 6 verses of Psalm 1:-

                              Oh, the joys of those who do not follow the advice of the wicked, or stand around with sinners, or join in with mockers.

                              But they delight in the law of the LORD, meditating on it day and night.
                              They are like trees planted along the riverbank, bearing fruit each season.
                              Their leaves never wither, and they prosper in all they do.
                              But not the wicked! They are like worthless chaff, scattered by the wind.
                              They will be condemned at the time of judgment.
                              Sinners will have no place among the godly.

                              For the LORD watches over the path of the godly, but the path of the wicked leads to destruction.
                              Not what I asked for but oh well. You’d be a shit Santa Claus

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                              • Re: Christmas

                                Originally posted by Canton Kev View Post
                                Not what I asked for but oh well. You’d be a shit Santa Claus
                                Since when did people know what they really needed.
                                Enjoy celebrating the official birthday of the One you try to constantly ignore

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