Haaland

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Re: Haaland

He's got a complete arse of a haircut too

Diver , crap haircut

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Re: Haaland

Dion Dublin getting paid silly money to blow smoke up his arse

This is a fecking joke this modern football lark

[Cyclops]

Re: Haaland

Watching the West Ham and the Community Shield matches, I was struck by how Man City have found it hard to adapt their style to accommodate Haaland.

He's clearly a class striking act - anyone can see that - but still City are intent on getting the ball out to their 'wingers' for the killer pass into the box. When Haaland was slid in by de Bruyne for his second goal, THAT was what he wanted. Yet this move only happened once in today's match. I saw at least two occasions when he started a run for a through ball - which never happened. It's obvious that he will be playing on the defender's shoulder, looking for that type of pass. He's got pace to burn - and looks very strong.

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Re: Haaland

No

But it struck me how particularly ugly he was on the weekend

Christ yes

He looks like one of the sea devils out of Dr who

[Ivortheengine]

Re: Haaland

Best striker in world football right now. He will get chances ,plus the penalties , as Roy Keane pointed out. 30-40 goals is not out of the question.

[delmbox]

Re: Haaland

He's clearly a class striking act - anyone can see that - but still City are intent on getting the ball out to their 'wingers' for the killer pass into the box. When Haaland was slid in by de Bruyne for his second goal, THAT was what he wanted. Yet this move only happened once in today's match.

First match of the season, De Bruyne splits the defence with an absolutely perfect ball through to pick up a perfect run from Haaland who finishes it and kills the game with his second goal.

Football fan on the internet: "it only happened once, they're struggling to accommodate him"

[The Lone Gunman]

Re: Haaland

First match of the season, De Bruyne splits the defence with an absolutely perfect ball through to pick up a perfect run from Haaland who finishes it and kills the game with his second goal.

Football fan on the internet: "it only happened once, they're struggling to accommodate him"

Amazing, isn’t it? Man City were playing away against a team that finished 7th last season. Haaland won a penalty and scored a second goal after defence-splitting passes. But they’re struggling to accommodate him.

[Cyclops]

Re: Haaland

Amazing, isn’t it? Man City were playing away against a team that finished 7th last season. Haaland won a penalty and scored a second goal after defence-splitting passes. But they’re struggling to accommodate him.

Did you see the game? If not your answer is tosh

[Lither_1927]

Re: Haaland

Haaland looked so quick over 15 yards. Man is a beast.

[The Lone Gunman]

Re: Haaland

Did you see the game? If not your answer is tosh

Yes, I saw the game. And, based on Man City's victory over West Ham, I believe your contention is tosh.

[J R Hartley]

Re: Haaland

Did you see the game? If not your answer is tosh

If you had another eye you might be able to see the bigger picture

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Re: Haaland

Is this a Premier league fantasy football site for geeks ?

Man City have paid obscene money for this bloke and he's no doubt on huge wages . This winter some people are going to be freezing their arses off as energy bills rise .

And people are blowing smoke up this freaks arse ?

What a load of cobblers

[Tuerto]

Re: Haaland

Is this a Premier league fantasy football site for geeks ?

Man City have paid obscene money for this bloke and he's no doubt on huge wages . This winter some people are going to be freezing their arses off as energy bills rise .

And people are blowing smoke up this freaks arse ?

What a load of cobblers

If man city stopped paying obscene wages, then would my energy bills come down in price?

[Packerman]

Re: Haaland

Is this a Premier league fantasy football site for geeks ?

Man City have paid obscene money for this bloke and he's no doubt on huge wages . This winter some people are going to be freezing their arses off as energy bills rise .

And people are blowing smoke up this freaks arse ?

What a load of cobblers

What a weird post, can we discuss our players some of who earn more in a week than some of us do in a year as we freeze our arses off or are they out of bounds too, its a football message board

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Re: Haaland

What a weird post, can we discuss our players some of who earn more in a week than some of us do in a year as we freeze our arses off or are they out of bounds too, its a football message board

You can do what you like but I would prefer to be talking about cardiff city than discussing the skills of this mercenary