Funny Cardiff songs

[TWGL1]

Or other teams for that matter.

“Seaman is a sperm bank “

City fans to David Seaman when he was playing for QPR in the FA Cup

[barrybloo]

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"You can stick your F*cking pizzas up your arse"
Wales fans to italians on going 2 nil down at anfield.

[islandblue]

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Liked the one in The Canton on Saturday.

Wake me up before you go go
Who needs Bale when we've Sheyi Ojo.

[The Bloop]

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Ohhhh Lee Bowyer, oo-ah, I wanna know-ow-ow-ow-ow, why you're not in jail.

[Canton Kev]

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Not us, but when he was playing for Sunderland I remember this doing the rounds

**** off Adam Johnson, He got done for noncing
He's a paedophile, he's a paedophileeeee

[tomcat]

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I remember when we were playing Southampton and Bradley Wright Phillips and Nathan Dyer had been arrested on a burglary charge from stealing from staff in a Portsmouth nightclub. Chants were " you should be in jail, you dirty thieving bastards"

[splott parker]

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There was a funny Newcastle chant
He’s fat
He’s round
He’s worth a million pound
Micky Quinn, Micky Quinn

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

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You're going home in a Cardiff ambulance 🚑

[RichardM]

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There was a funny Newcastle chant
He’s fat
He’s round
He’s worth a million pound
Micky Quinn, Micky Quinn

That was a Pompey chant (as well).

[JumpersforGoalposts]

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I have to admit to laughing at the highly inappropriate welcome that Kim Bo-kyung got when he came on for his debut.
"He shoots. He scores. He eats your labradors. Kim Bo-kyung, Kim Bo-kyung."

Fortunately it didn't catch on!

[Rjk]

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"what a waste of petrol"
to the 7 Halifax fans who had made the journey to see their side lose 4-1 on a Tuesday night during a fuel strike in the late 90s

[Tuerto]

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Kevin Brock,
What a shock.
He has got a massive cock!

[Swiss Peter]

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Luton away. Feb 14th - Tuesday night - maybe 15 years ago?

"Here, cos we're single
We're only here cos we're single"...

[JamesWales]

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I'm always in stitches when away fans sing sheepshaggers at the CCS. Absolute gold. lols

[Mr Soul '68]

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Luton away. Feb 14th - Tuesday night - maybe 15 years ago?

"Here, cos we're single
We're only here cos we're single"...

February 2006, if memory serves well (which it doesn't always)