Shortarses On Here

[Taunton Blue Genie]

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Certainly true of Spanish, Greek women etc. You see the youngsters swanning about, tall, lithe and toned, turn the clock on 30/40 years and they’re hunched, chubby, knotted hanky on their head, dark cardigan and huge floral skirts. Mediterranean diet, my arse or in their cases, fat arse.

I'll have you know that none of my skirts are floral.

[NYCBlue]

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What you claim is the type of superstitious nonsense which persists in backward rural areas. Be assured, your height remained exactly the same.

All that changed at those checks many years apart were the soles of your wellies were half-inch thicker the first time than the pair you wore at the second check.

I was 5' 10" and miraculously at 57 I still am. I've been called short more than a few times in my life. Cheeky *****.

[life on mars]

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Wales is rammed with small folk , great for me at gigs and attracting barmaids, as one gets a good view and able to lean over small ones at the bar .

[Baloo]

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Alan 'The Mighty Atom' Wright - 5' 4" on his tip toes.

Could he still do a job for us?

Didn’t he injure himself straining to reach the brake pedal of his Ferrari?

[Rock_Flock_of_Five]

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A lot of people, including me, quote their height as what it was last time they measured themselves i.e. as a young adult.
I had a date a few years ago and the female thought I had exaggerated my height in my dating profile. I subsequently went home and measured myself to be half an inch shorter than I used to be. I'm not hunched over with age but, apparently, it's the norm - and women lose even a greater proportion of their height, I discovered.

POF.com? :sherlock:

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

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POF.com? :sherlock:

I was on there

Dangerous place

[Taunton Blue Genie]

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POF.com? :sherlock:

Came off dating sites a long while ago as there is a far better way to meet members of the fairer sex......

[Rock_Flock_of_Five]

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Came off dating sites a while ago as there is a far better way to meet members of the fairer sex......

You're probably of an age (like myself) whereby you'd remember Yahoo Messenger - I have to say, that was great fun!

[Rock_Flock_of_Five]

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I was on there

Dangerous place

It's probably a safer place, now that you're no longer on there! :hehe:



(just kidding!)

[Alan Lung]

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Came off dating sites a long while ago as there is a far better way to meet members of the fairer sex......

Such as?

[Taunton Blue Genie]

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Such as?

Walking groups. I didn't join them to meet the fairer sex but they usually seem to outnumber men considerably on the long walks - and it's a far more rounded way to meet them rather than swiping and all the artifice of online dating.

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

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It's probably a safer place, now that you're no longer on there! :hehe:



(just kidding!)

I was forced off

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

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Walking groups. I didn't join them to meet the fairer sex but they usually seem to outnumber men considerably on the long walks - and it's a far more rounded way to meet them rather than swiping and all the artifice of online dating.

I agree

[splott parker]

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I agree

WaLking groups, he said Sludge, waLking.

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

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Walking groups. I didn't join them to meet the fairer sex but they usually seem to outnumber men considerably on the long walks - and it's a far more rounded way to meet them rather than swiping and all the artifice of online dating.

I am in my local ramblers

What other walking groups are there ?