Apart from Kasper Schmeichel.....

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Originally Posted by Crisp White Lines

I saw my doctor the other day about a Thorne in my Legg. He said take this ointment and Gabbidon the wound. It’ll soon Healey up.

I told him my real problem was my Willie didn’t run anymore. He took a look and said the Bell end is ok, I just need to Drinkwater to flush my Livermore.

He also suggested a holiday, so I Went to John Lewis to pick up some bathers before heading off to Pontin’s.

I really wanted Speedo’s but they were too good for the likes of us.

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Originally Posted by Crisp White Lines

I saw my doctor the other day about a Thorne in my Legg. He said take this ointment and Gabbidon the wound. It’ll soon Healey up.

I told him my real problem was my Willie didn’t run anymore. He took a look and said the Bell end is ok, I just need to Drinkwater to flush my Livermore.

He also suggested a holiday, so I Went to John Lewis to pick up some bathers before heading off to Pontin’s.

I really wanted Speedo’s but they were too good for the likes of us.

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Well played sir! 👏👏👏

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Originally Posted by splott parker

I imagine one option was to get it cut:shrug:

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Nobody likes a smart ass! ;-)

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Originally Posted by Tuerto

The Hair band comment was for you, I knew you'd turn up🤣

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Along with Pat Heard Andy Jordan?and Andy Kerr
Bowler makes it into my top ten list of completely shite players that have masqueraded as professional footballers over the years of watching the City

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Originally Posted by olderblue

Along with Pat Heard Andy Jordan?and Andy Kerr
Bowler makes it into my top ten list of completely shite players that have masqueraded as professional footballers over the years of watching the City

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We've had plenty of worse players than josh bowler over the years

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Originally Posted by olderblue

Along with Pat Heard Andy Jordan?and Andy Kerr
Bowler makes it into my top ten list of completely shite players that have masqueraded as professional footballers over the years of watching the City

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It's a Hair thing. Andy Kerr had a lovely wet look glow.🤣👍

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Originally Posted by Tuerto

It's a Hair thing. Andy Kerr had a lovely wet look glow.🤣👍

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Wasn’t Jordan devoid of any hair, skill ability or talent?

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Originally Posted by Rjk

We've had plenty of worse players than josh bowler over the years

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He makes my top ten of complete shithouses

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Originally Posted by Crisp White Lines

I saw my doctor the other day about a Thorne in my Legg. He said take this ointment and Gabbidon the wound. It’ll soon Healey up.

I told him my real problem was my Willie didn’t run anymore. He took a look and said the Bell end is ok, I just need to Drinkwater to flush my Livermore.

He also suggested a holiday, so I Went to John Lewis to pick up some bathers before heading off to Pontin’s.

I really wanted Speedo’s but they were too good for the likes of us.

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Fair play that is really good.:thumbup: You have Earnshawed my appriciation

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Originally Posted by olderblue

He makes my top ten of complete shithouses

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Entitled to your opinion but I can't even begin to tell you how wrong you are

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Originally Posted by Tuerto

It's a Hair thing. Andy Kerr had a lovely wet look glow.🤣👍

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I’m enjoying the hair at the Euros. Some lovely beards too. Just thought I’d share that with the group. Probably deserves its own thread really.

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Originally Posted by Citizen's Nephew

I’m enjoying the hair at the Euros. Some lovely beards too. Just thought I’d share that with the group. Probably deserves its own thread really.

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Agreed. We don't talk about hair enough on this forum, or fashion come to think of it. I get compulsions, at the moment it's for a brand of clothing called Maison Kitsune. Thought I'd share that with you.

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Originally Posted by WJ99mobile

Entitled to your opinion but I can't even begin to tell you how wrong you are

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You feel free to tell me how wrong I am, if you can demonstrate what an asset Bowler has been I’d be very interested

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Originally Posted by Citizen's Nephew

Nobody likes a smart ass! ;-)

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Smart head, shirley:hehe:

Scotland Coach John Carver is a Bluebird

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Originally Posted by Enoch Mort

Scotland Coach John Carver is a Bluebird

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Yes! We're back on track. Well done, Enoch, that's a good spot. John Carver played 13 games for Cardiff, during the 85-86 season.

Also, it's been pointed out (hello, Mart) that Jarrod Bowen was once with Cardiff on a trial, and apparently played in two Academy matches, so he'd have worn the blue shirt at some point. No relation to Jason, mind. Tenuous, but we'll take it.

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Originally Posted by splott parker

Smart head, shirley:hehe:

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Sharp as a tack Mr P!

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Originally Posted by tforturton

Also, it's been pointed out (hello, Mart) that Jarrod Bowen was once with Cardiff on a trial, and apparently played in two Academy matches, so he'd have worn the blue shirt at some point.

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Which is something that Kasper didn't do - he wore green or grey 🙂

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Originally Posted by tforturton

Yes! We're back on track. Well done, Enoch, that's a good spot. John Carver played 13 games for Cardiff, during the 85-86 season.

Also, it's been pointed out (hello, Mart) that Jarrod Bowen was once with Cardiff on a trial, and apparently played in two Academy matches, so he'd have worn the blue shirt at some point. No relation to Jason, mind. Tenuous, but we'll take it.

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Martyn Margetson is still England GK coach and strangely I thought I saw Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink at England training on the news this morning!

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Originally Posted by Punxsutawney Phil

Martyn Margetson is still England GK coach and strangely I thought I saw Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink at England training on the news this morning!

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According to Wikipedia JFH is an assistant coach for England