Apart from Kasper Schmeichel.....

[the other bob wilson]

I saw my doctor the other day about a Thorne in my Legg. He said take this ointment and Gabbidon the wound. It’ll soon Healey up.

I told him my real problem was my Willie didn’t run anymore. He took a look and said the Bell end is ok, I just need to Drinkwater to flush my Livermore.

He also suggested a holiday, so I Went to John Lewis to pick up some bathers before heading off to Pontin’s.

I really wanted Speedo’s but they were too good for the likes of us.

[Citizen's Nephew]

I saw my doctor the other day about a Thorne in my Legg. He said take this ointment and Gabbidon the wound. It’ll soon Healey up.

I told him my real problem was my Willie didn’t run anymore. He took a look and said the Bell end is ok, I just need to Drinkwater to flush my Livermore.

He also suggested a holiday, so I Went to John Lewis to pick up some bathers before heading off to Pontin’s.

I really wanted Speedo’s but they were too good for the likes of us.

Well played sir! 👏👏👏

[Citizen's Nephew]

I imagine one option was to get it cut

Nobody likes a smart ass! ;-)

[olderblue]

The Hair band comment was for you, I knew you'd turn up🤣

Along with Pat Heard Andy Jordan?and Andy Kerr
Bowler makes it into my top ten list of completely shite players that have masqueraded as professional footballers over the years of watching the City

[Rjk]

Along with Pat Heard Andy Jordan?and Andy Kerr
Bowler makes it into my top ten list of completely shite players that have masqueraded as professional footballers over the years of watching the City

We've had plenty of worse players than josh bowler over the years

[Tuerto]

Along with Pat Heard Andy Jordan?and Andy Kerr
Bowler makes it into my top ten list of completely shite players that have masqueraded as professional footballers over the years of watching the City

It's a Hair thing. Andy Kerr had a lovely wet look glow.🤣👍

[olderblue]

It's a Hair thing. Andy Kerr had a lovely wet look glow.🤣👍

Wasn’t Jordan devoid of any hair, skill ability or talent?

[olderblue]

We've had plenty of worse players than josh bowler over the years

He makes my top ten of complete shithouses

[NinianKnight]

I saw my doctor the other day about a Thorne in my Legg. He said take this ointment and Gabbidon the wound. It’ll soon Healey up.

I told him my real problem was my Willie didn’t run anymore. He took a look and said the Bell end is ok, I just need to Drinkwater to flush my Livermore.

He also suggested a holiday, so I Went to John Lewis to pick up some bathers before heading off to Pontin’s.

I really wanted Speedo’s but they were too good for the likes of us.

Fair play that is really good. You have Earnshawed my appriciation

[WJ99mobile]

He makes my top ten of complete shithouses

Entitled to your opinion but I can't even begin to tell you how wrong you are

[Citizen's Nephew]

It's a Hair thing. Andy Kerr had a lovely wet look glow.🤣👍

I’m enjoying the hair at the Euros. Some lovely beards too. Just thought I’d share that with the group. Probably deserves its own thread really.

[Tuerto]

I’m enjoying the hair at the Euros. Some lovely beards too. Just thought I’d share that with the group. Probably deserves its own thread really.

Agreed. We don't talk about hair enough on this forum, or fashion come to think of it. I get compulsions, at the moment it's for a brand of clothing called Maison Kitsune. Thought I'd share that with you.

[olderblue]

Entitled to your opinion but I can't even begin to tell you how wrong you are

You feel free to tell me how wrong I am, if you can demonstrate what an asset Bowler has been I’d be very interested

[splott parker]

Nobody likes a smart ass! ;-)

Smart head, shirley

[Enoch Mort]

Scotland Coach John Carver is a Bluebird

[tforturton]

Scotland Coach John Carver is a Bluebird

Yes! We're back on track. Well done, Enoch, that's a good spot. John Carver played 13 games for Cardiff, during the 85-86 season.

Also, it's been pointed out (hello, Mart) that Jarrod Bowen was once with Cardiff on a trial, and apparently played in two Academy matches, so he'd have worn the blue shirt at some point. No relation to Jason, mind. Tenuous, but we'll take it.

[Citizen's Nephew]

Smart head, shirley

Sharp as a tack Mr P!

[The Bloop]

Also, it's been pointed out (hello, Mart) that Jarrod Bowen was once with Cardiff on a trial, and apparently played in two Academy matches, so he'd have worn the blue shirt at some point.

Which is something that Kasper didn't do - he wore green or grey 🙂

[Punxsutawney Phil]

Yes! We're back on track. Well done, Enoch, that's a good spot. John Carver played 13 games for Cardiff, during the 85-86 season.

Also, it's been pointed out (hello, Mart) that Jarrod Bowen was once with Cardiff on a trial, and apparently played in two Academy matches, so he'd have worn the blue shirt at some point. No relation to Jason, mind. Tenuous, but we'll take it.

Martyn Margetson is still England GK coach and strangely I thought I saw Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink at England training on the news this morning!

[RichardM]

Martyn Margetson is still England GK coach and strangely I thought I saw Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink at England training on the news this morning!

According to Wikipedia JFH is an assistant coach for England