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I saw my doctor the other day about a Thorne in my Legg. He said take this ointment and Gabbidon the wound. It’ll soon Healey up.

I told him my real problem was my Willie didn’t run anymore. He took a look and said the Bell end is ok, I just need to Drinkwater to flush my Livermore.

He also suggested a holiday, so I Went to John Lewis to pick up some bathers before heading off to Pontin’s.

I really wanted Speedo’s but they were too good for the likes of us.