Quote Originally Posted by The Bloop View Post
I would rather the Royal mail take any parcel back to the depot if I'm not in rather than leave it with a neighbour or in my bin.
Not that i dont trust my neighbours -
I just work near the depot��
In our old house, the next door neighbour was a top of the range class of bird. I would often order things from Amazon, pretend to be out, and then knock her door when I knew she'd be wearing "something more comfortable".

The courts soon put paid to my harmless fun.

This was a story relayed to me by Sludge. Honest.