Serious-ish question to Mr and Mrs R -
do your neighbours also understand that y'all don't get on?!
If so then they are sh1ts for taking it in really.
If I had a real dong-dong feud going on with my neighbours, I'd refuse to take their parcel - not to be additionally awkward - but to make the situation easier for all parties.
Sometimes 'a favour' is far from being favourable.
Best thing they could do now is determine that you are home, put it on your doorstep, ring bell and walk away.
