Bloke next to me is an arse , hes got a rusty old land rover he drives to his allotment every day , bloody idiot parks on the pavement outside his house , with his driver side wheels up on the kerb

If hes away digging his veg and a mate comes around to visit I make sure they park in what he thinks is his space , really pisses him off , not as much as having to look out at his rusty old land rover