Quote Originally Posted by valleys caveman View Post
Bloke living next to me is a right perv. Loads of knickers have gone missing from the neighbours washing lines. He's always blasting out heavy metal, and walking about the place dressed like a 15 year old in his Anthrax t-shirt. I quite often hear him abusing the lovely Christians that live next door to him too.
I like to wind him up by parking my lovely Land Rover outside my house. Sometimes I even put the driver side wheels on the pavement.
I knew I would flush you out you ****