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Polio will be a great wheeze for Pandemic 2 as the endlessly repeated narrative will say it disproportionately affects children under the age of 12, which just so happens to be the demographic that had the fewest percentage of volunteers for the Covid-19 graphene oxide shots. That first net cast didn't bag nearly enough of their guardians to offer them up for a needle.
Instead of granny, "save the sprogs!" will be the cry this time around.
Furlough fans will be excited at the prospect of getting paid for putting their feet up at home again. It's likely far more will be on that scheme this time as a much more restrictive lockdown will be implemented to demoralise the masses.
I forecast it will begin this June and continue until next May when Britain signs up to amendments to the WHO treaty. That will be promoted as the solution to the malaise and spark wild celebrations.
We can be sure Cyril, Lardy, his chronically dim nephew, Taunton Blue Meanie and Jon1959 will go overboard when appearing on their front steps to tap dance, juggle oranges, alternate hopping on one leg and anything else they can think of to make complete arses of themselves to salute being hoodwinked for the umpteenth time.