If what's above is serious, and it's a big if, I'm afraid you're hereby placed in the CCMB Teletubby category.
Those lot were stood on their doorsteps during 2020 applauding, sometimes pot bashing, when encouraged to by corporate media to celebrate being confined to their homes and told who they could and who they couldn't invite into them.
They appeared at the same time each week like a cuckoo from a clock.![]()