I think I'd settle for a commentator with a voice made for radio, one not forever trying to fit in smart one-liners and one who knows when to let the...
I don't think even drunk drivers charged with dangerous driving "intend" to drive dangerously. Most just want to get home. Its immensely stupid, but...
Blimey. As above, even in the Bundesliga there are certain 'higher risk' games where only low alcohol beer is available. I'm tempted to say good luck...